The Auction House Song

This song is so funny, I love it! And I know you’re going to recognize yourself in the lyrics!

Lyrics

Auction House

While I’m still online

I’ll scan just one more time

To make sure no one else has me undercut

I am one of those

Obsessive auctioneers

Just watching for the best deals on the market

Sometimes I buy out everything

And then repost in stacks of three

My bank is filling up

But I can’t get enough

Oh I’m addicted to the Auction House

I did a bunch of quests

The rewards were not the best

I just don’t get all the gold that I want

I went to a raid

Spent hours of my day

Just racking up a massive repair bill

But when I buy and sell like this
I’m making gold hand over fist

It all keeps piling up

I think I’ll double up

Oh I’m addicted to the Auction House

Trading from my phone

So I’ll never be out-bid