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Hold it right there mister! This isn’t kindergarten you know. I bet you’re the type who curses your team mates in CAPS in Alterac Valley when you get ganked.

I’ve healed your crappy rogue through Molten Core because you were too lazy to bring bandages. I’ve outdpsed your hunter in Tempest Keep. I’ve even reapecced tank and spent a fortune on shadow res gear because your warrior couldn’t or wouldn’t hold agro. I’ve carried your alt through Uldum achievements, I ve out damaged you in heroics whilst tanking.

And now you’re too lazy to learn the true value of commodities in the auction house. You think my hours of work getting a new pattern were purely for your enjoyment, and I don’t deserve a tip? You think I researched this rare item, travelled, camped and acquired it just to give away to a stranger?

In the morning, I’m gonna knock on your front door. I’ll point to your pc your doting mother sweated to buy for you. Then I’m going to have a tantrum that you don’t give me it. Deal?

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1. You went crazy and over-bought, and can never get rid of all your stock.

2. You didn’t watch the item price over time before buying. So you bought high by accident.

3. The price is low because noone wants it, it can’t even be made into anything useful.

4. You bought a good bargain, and charged a high price, but before it could sell it was superseded by something better and you had to sell at a loss.

5. You bought low but didn’t have the patience to wait for prices to rise, so you sold low instead.

6. You bought high after reading a “tip” online that everyone else read, and after all the cheap ones were gone.

7. You didn’t repackage your item properly in the right stack sizes. Noone wants to click 200 times for one stack of 200 volatiles.

8. You bought low, then the market was flooded by farmers or bots and you panicked and sold, instead of trying to sell it in a different way eg to different buyer type or crafted into a new item.

9. You’re just a moron.

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The Gold Queen is written by Alyzande. With many level 100s, 9 years expertise in making gold, 10 garrisons, 16k achievements, 1505 days played, and over 18m gold earned. The Gold Queen blog teaches you how to make gold playing World of Warcraft using ethical trading, auction house flipping, crafting, reselling snatch lists, and farming gold making.

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